jack : damn,im sick of this fat bitch
mike : aint she worth a shot ?
jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !
mike : aint she worth a shot ?
jack : hell yeah,im gonna fump her !
by Hojatkermani June 12, 2017
The act of bumping fists.
"Your spicy chipotle sauce is the bomb. Give me a FUMP!"
"Hey bro, give me a fump..."
"Fump IT"
"Fump yeah!"
"Can't fump this"
"Hey bro, give me a fump..."
"Fump IT"
"Fump yeah!"
"Can't fump this"
by Oakland speaks February 16, 2013
Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump
by TWC.TV November 30, 2015
Any long stick or pole that can be used to poke and/or prod someone repeatedly. After poking someone, the holder of the Fump Rod must shout "Fump Rod!" loudly and with pride. Often leads to irritation and anger by the person being poked.
Person 1: *Jabs random person with stick* Fump Rod!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
Random person: WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
by gamerking60 November 20, 2007
by FumpDaddy November 6, 2019
This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
by Telephony November 5, 2020
1) When 2 lesbian midgets fuck while both simultaneously on their periods.
Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex
Gorrest= the most gorey
Fump= midget sex
by foresthump November 5, 2013