A: "Yeah when i saw my roaming charges from my European vacation I was shocked"
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."
B: "It was a financial fucking?"
A "Yeah they raped me dirty, a sick financial fucking."
by jop1229 April 21, 2009
A mental condition that causes a person to take great enjoyment or pride in returning a recently purchased item to get their money back.
My wife loves to shop all day then returned a large portion of items at the end of the day because she suffers from Financial-Bulimia.
by bigsky March 8, 2009
A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.
He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.
by pennlawyer December 30, 2011
financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.
employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021
Realizing we have been financially strapped for over a year now, we will have to scale down this year's summer vacation.
by Community Awareness August 26, 2015
A person that gives money to another person, because the second person has some sort of hold on the first. It is usually due to expectation of love or some other gratification.
by georgeoct February 16, 2014
That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
by George McBob July 18, 2009