ferret

1. a funny little fluffy animal :)

2. when a girl has bushy pubes that go down the inside of her leg, looks like a ferret. :(

1. aww what a cute little ferret. :)

2. OMG SHE HAS A FERRET!! AND IT YODELS! D:

by Insanity'Aflame October 2, 2010

the ferret

-Amanda Farrel
-a social outcast who has absolutely no friends
-a person you hate more than anybody and wish would die

Look at the ferret, she's such a loser.

by D6 February 19, 2005

Michelle had her Ferrets out by the pool.

by colonelburnell May 23, 2010

Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.

1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!

by Cridder November 20, 2006

c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

corn: ferrets
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by ferret Iover January 30, 2021

A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.

"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."

by Tommy Tickler March 8, 2014

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.

Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!

by blah14 June 3, 2010