That mofo just moved to the top of my fecal roster
by Grue December 15, 2003
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(insult to call someone) baby whose mother's pregnancy was caused by semen leaking out of her anus, into her vagina
so im guessing you were a fecal baby?
by Julia November 27, 2003
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When a man's scrotum comes into contact with his own feces during the evacuation of his stool. Typically this man ignores the fecal matter and allows it to fester on his ball sack. Fecal balls are commonly discovered during sexual activity.
Maureen wasn't surprised to find Jim had fecal balls. He never had the best hygiene. Luckily Maureen has no limits and cleaned him.
by Jasper73 August 8, 2019
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Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.
by Alexisycho January 11, 2012
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When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.
D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.
by Marty/huck July 3, 2017
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The act of defecating onto any clean surface, and then returning the feces back into the bowels. Then, the act of shitting it back out. Can be repeated as necessary.
Today, I shit in class, and had to use fecal bifeciation to hide the evidence.
by BC September 3, 2003
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A shit show; a crazy situation that gets totally out of control. Synonyms include crap carnival, dump display, excrement expo, and poop parade.
Bonus day at Merrill Lynch turned into a real fecal festival when Bob the subprime mortgage trader got a bad number, which made him so mad that he took a dump in the middle of the trading floor and proceeded to throw balls of excrement at his boss.
by Nicholas D January 19, 2008
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