farting

A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.

Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"

by jeff May 1, 2004

fart

Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

farting

v. the act of expelling a bottom burp from one's arse.

Who's farted? That fucking stinks!

by Ernest Borgnine June 26, 2003

Fart

The only reason to enter an elevator.

Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.

by Esx February 10, 2010

fart

a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.

I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.

by landrea August 5, 2005

fart

Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T

Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!

by Cydney September 8, 2007

a fart

The act of some asshole talking shit behind your back.

Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."

by Maccus Wiel July 6, 2020