First law of the Soviet equation 

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'

A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.

First law of the Soviet equation by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017

Unbalanced Equation 

An unbalanced equation is typically seen on college campuses, sporting events, workout facilities as well as in the general population. An unbalanced equation is when a male on the lower end of the 1-10 spectrum (4 and below) is dating a female that is ranked highly on the 1-10 scale (8 and up). The male in the relationship is typically insecure about himself and has large muscles. This situation does not work in the opposite direction because no man is dumb enough to date an ugly girl.

Friend 1: Look at that unbalanced equation over by the crosswalk.
Friend 2: Holy shit dude you are right, he's totally like a 4 and she's a 9.5.

Unbalanced Equation by tlskxchris October 17, 2009

beauty equation 

an equation for beauty:
(health+kindness)*postiveness/time=beauty
or
(h+k)*p/t=b
or for those of you who prefer surgery
(work+patience)-money=beauty
or
(w+p)-m=b

deborah has been exercising every day and eating the right foods and being nice to her neighbors and she alwasy smiles.. in a few months she began to look more and more beautiful.. this proves the beauty equation
surgery;
lisa went to go get higher cheekbones.. the docotrs worked hard and with patience and a 5,000$ bill her cheekbones were higher than ever

beauty equation by kirbies April 29, 2009

Slutsky Equation 

A economic lecture-distracting individual of the opposite sex.

Thank god we have all those Slutsky Equations in Transportation Systems to distract us from the lecture.

Slutsky Equation by RonMexicoAndTheSevenDwarfs October 26, 2011

Ass Equation 

Ass=sass

Albert Einstein once said, " The question to woman's ass and her behavior is ass=sass ." The Ass Equation.

Ass Equation by Fliptheprince August 23, 2016

ANdrew equation 

y=cos(e^X)

Named ANdrew equation because it looks like it spells “ANdrew” on a TI-84 calculator in the graphing mode.

ANdrew equation by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

Rizzerential Equation

A Rizzerential equation is an equation that relates one or more unknown functions and their derizzatives.

Michael uses rizzerential equations to solve how he can rizz his crush.

Rizzerential Equation by Rizzonometrics July 16, 2024