Eclair

a french dessert, puffed pastry filled with custard cream drizzled with melted chocolate on top, served cold. It does NOT mean lightning.

If I put blood in it does it make it a Scarlet Eclair?

by suckmydickisi October 27, 2022

Pink eclair

Another name for the vagina.

I ate my gf's pink eclair then we went out for breakfast

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

Eclairing

When you smear a shit from someones forhead to pelvic region and then fill them with cream.

Hey girl, what's say you and me choux back to my place and start eclairing?

by Wankusho March 14, 2018

Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Double stuffed eclair

When you fuck a girl raw, pull out, shove a chocolate covered eclair on your cock and blow your load then make her eat it off.

I dont know if i made her cum or the double stuffed eclair put her in a diabetic seizure, but i left that fat bitch shaking.

by Bearclaw601 March 25, 2020

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 21, 2021

Flaming Eclaire

When a man is about to ejaculate during sex, he pulls out..puts hot sauce on his penis, and re-inserts and finishes ejaculating inside his partner’s anus.

Ryan wanted to “spice” things up in the bedroom so he gave her a flaming eclaire.

by Mr. RD July 2, 2023