12 definitions by Hampton Grey

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Futureposting

When you’re hurt and need to publicly be toxic about it

“Ay is ya boi good? He just got dumped.”
“Yeah he’ll be fine, he’s just going to be futureposting for awhile”
“Use my mouth for what? So I can taste your past? Nah eat these kids and taste the future”

by Hampton Grey April 22, 2021

Glitterbox

Shiny Pussy :)

Say what you want, all I want to do is eat some glitterbox right now

by Hampton Grey April 25, 2021

maple treeway

1. The best Mario Kart Wii Track, in the Star Cup. 3rd race, wigglers, and trees. Bridge of death.

2. This refers to the act of pouring syrup on a woman, and eating it off sexually. She is the Maple Treeway

“Just you, me, and mario Kart wii. I’ll see you, my maple treeway

by Hampton Grey April 8, 2021

I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this

Said fock it and went all in, dedicating the time and effort for something to happen

“She better show up to this party, I cleaned the heel on my skate shoes for this”

by Hampton Grey April 16, 2021

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 21, 2021

French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup

“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”

by Hampton Grey April 4, 2021