Donk

A humourous term used to politely describe an idoit.

Leon: I accidently tripped over as I ran to catch the bus today.
Steph: Dude, you are such a donk.

by Est1990bro September 21, 2017

Donk

To be a juvenile.

I was a donk for 12 years, living in juvi hall like it was my home.

by Ravi February 25, 2004

Donk

A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..

Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"

Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."

Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"

by Antonio69s December 07, 2010

Donk

The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.

Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

Donk

The word was originally for large, badass guys who travel with you in the Australian bush and kick ass for you if anything, man or beast, gives you any problem.

Outback guy sitting on log drinking beer: Cheers Mate!

Badbuy: Shouldn't you have bought a gun instead of beer?

Outback guy: No, I don't need a gun I got a Donk.

Badguy seems perplexed: Whats a Donk?

Donk right before he knocks him out with one punch:

A DONK!!

by BurtonReingold October 29, 2009

Donk

Shortened version of the term "Donkey" when referring to a poor poker player.

"That guy is such a donk -- he bet 10x the big blind with 10-3 offsuit."

by odieodieo September 01, 2009

Donk

a donk is a cross breed between a dog and a donkey.

Look at that Donk trying to save the world.

by Johnny_aint_dead July 31, 2007