A (usually unexpected and unwanted) poop that starts to
stick out it's head to check out what's happening, usually as it's owner is
running to the
bathroom in an attempt to deposit it before it fully merges.
I tried to casually let
one go and thought I'd got away with it, but then I felt something poking at the back of my pants. It was
like a curious tortoise straining it's head to see the world around it.
I made it to the bathroom just in
time and it had a water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.