A (usually unexpected and unwanted)
poop that starts to stick out it's head to check out
what's happening, usually as it's owner is running to
the bathroom in an attempt to deposit it before it fully merges.
I tried to casually
let one go and thought I'd got away with it, but then I felt something poking at the back of my pants. It was like a curious tortoise straining it's head to see
the world around it.
I made it to the bathroom just in time and it had a
water birth. Now I have to wash my jocks.