Chromebooking, the act of violently ear raping people in calls with the loudest most highest gain like that of a Chromebook.
by Shinobii October 6, 2020
by Whitboi February 5, 2019
- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.
My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.
by asapjohnsondj February 6, 2019
it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah
by bitchboysaga6969 February 1, 2021
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021
A kid at school who is always on their laptop. Often used to refer to geeky kids who are probably in anime club and use tumblr as their main source of media.
“Ugh there are so many chromebook kids on this bus. That’s why it smells so weird.”
“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”
“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”
“Dude my class is full of chromebook kids, it’s so awkward.”
“Oh man I thought he was okay , come to find out he’s a closeted chromebook kid.”
by LordOnionIsAll April 9, 2018
when you somehow unblock sites on your school chromebook, so you decide to go on now.gg and play roblox in school.
( this was done on a guajome chromebook)
( this was done on a guajome chromebook)
by Kid from guajome December 7, 2022