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A sack of shit that costs over $200.
< Joe > Man, I've owned the same Chromebook for years, and it still sucks shit no matter what I do.

< Bill > I'm just gonna go get a normal Windows laptop.

< Joe > Good idea!
by GR1F May 06, 2015
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A Chromebook is a laptop of a different breed. Instead of Windows 10 or Mac OS X, Chromebooks run Google's Chrome OS. These machines are designed to be used primarily while connected to the Internet, with almost no applications and no caps lock button. As a result, these clamshells don't have a ton of features and are pretty much useless.
Alexander: that number 40 is complete shit
Max: yea he's the literal definition of a Chromebook
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"Hey dude, how was that shit in there?" "Total fuckin' Chromebook man." "Sweet! *High Fives*"

"Merry Christmas honey!" "Oh thanks mom! Sweet, a laptop.... wait... what kind is it?" "Why, a Chromebook sweetie!"
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Crappy OS made by Google
<Random Guy> Congrats, you get to win a free laptop! Chromebook or a Mac?

<Winner> Wow, Chromebook fucking sucks, Mac please.
by Google Lover March 21, 2013
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Quite possible the most under rated computer, the only people that hate these things are people who have never tried them or used it for like 5 minutes at walmart. These things are fast as hell, being ready for you to use just 7 seconds after pressing the power button, installing debian or ubuntu through crouton makes just that much better. Have fun with your shitty malware infected windows PC or unusable mac.
John: Chromebooks are stupid, you're stupid!
David: Have you ever even tried using one?
John: No I read an artical online about how low there system stats are on these things, because every operating system must require a fucking $1000 machine to run properly!
David: kys
by Crazy_cat_meth_smoker March 14, 2015
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