something yo ass gon get if you keep fucking other people
Clara got chlamydia because she was messing around with other dudes.
by trippleog January 2, 2023
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1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."

2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
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A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out
Middle School pictures give me a cringe chlamydia!
by florencezoo April 10, 2022
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Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.
by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 28, 2016
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When a dragon pees fire, it’s actually just chlamydia
Why wasn’t chlamydia dragon a plot line in GOT?
by Bill Gluckman 14 April 8, 2021
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What one would call a prostitute with a nice body.
Bill: Hey Joe check out that girls bod snorting coke out the back I'd tap
Joe: Damn Bill I didn't realize you were into Curvy Chlamydia
by IncelSlayer83 August 22, 2019
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