Shit football club in Birmingham. Cocky support. All of their team is overrated. And their manager us a complete wanker!
man 1: I've just been and had a shit in villa park(Aston villa's stadium), I mistook it for a toilet.

man 2: yer I think they knock down that piece of shite and build a toilet instead.
by Johnsmith123456789 March 13, 2010
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made in the most un-gangsta rap place on earth-Newport Pagnell
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Aston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase.

A famous song once was written about Aston Villa : SOTV SOTV tonight
Aston Villa? You mean that football club who haven’t won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks
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Aston Villa aslo known as 'Villa', is a football club located in Aston, Birmingham. Founded in 1874, tgey wre one of the oldest football clubs in the United Kindom.

They have had very succesful years in the past, winning the European Cup and the League title before it was called the Premier League. But in the 2015/16 season Aston Villa were relegated despite spending a ridiculous amount of money. And at the time of writning this are 14th in the Championship one point begind their rivals Birmingham City, again despite spending a ridiculous amount of money, around 60Million more than Birmingham.

So I think it is safe to say their glory days are over, although a lot of their fans still believe they are a great club. They also like to believe that every hates them, amd that everyone is obsessed wuth them, when in reality, no one cares at all.
"Aston Villa lost again."
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he is a beau aston type of guy.
by pseudonymanonymousman May 23, 2009
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Year: 1980 (concept)

Engine: 5.3L V8 16v DOHC /Twin Turbo
Power: 600hp/500lb.ft torque
Turbo: TO4B Garrett AiResearcher Turbochargers
Top Speed: 191mph
0-60mph: 5.1 seconds
Drive: MR
Suspension: front double wishbone, rear de dion axle, anti-roll, coil springs

That Aston Martin Bulldog is so flat i could drive over it
by ConfederateFlorida July 11, 2008
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A football club from the Midlands who over the last 20 years have turned a run down and dirty part of the Birmingham into a slightly less run down area with a nice very ground. The ground itself, Villa Park, was kindly modernised for them by their old owner and lifelong president Doug Ellis, who happened to own a construction company to whom all contracts were awarded so there’s no question as to Mr Ellis’s loyalties. For many years the fans wished for more to be spent on the team, but in his foresight Mr Ellis realised that to sell the club and get the most return he had to have a good stadium, or at least that was what the shareholders were told. In either case it appeared that he was correct as he sold the club to Randy Lerner, who is the current owner, but with the recent credit crunch probably wishes he hadn’t. The Aston Villa fans are a closely raised group of individual, almost family like in their appearance, the number of toes is said to range anywhere from 4 to 12, local NHS trusts have stated this is the best and almost only way to tell them apart from each other. They can be heard singing a number of one syllable songs on match days with “villa” repeated a number of times being the favourite. They also sing a song “Holte enders” but from an outsiders view this is a strange one, as only one of the stands is called the Holte end so technically only that stand are Holte enders, but its appreciated that this is a technicality and completely lost on their fans.
As many football clubs do, they have their local rivals who are called Birmingham City. The rivalry became almost humorous when Birmingham City were relegated from the top flight and the manager, Alex McLeish, that took them down twice was, for all intense and purposes, bought for £2.5m. This was a shock to both sets of fans as the Birmingham City faithful would have paid £3m to send him to Aston Villa FC. The Villa fans however did fight for what they believed in, protests and demonstrations were broadcast on Sky Sports News and local TV channels from outside the ground. Banners made from dirty bed sheets were shown with a number of messages stating they didn’t under any circumstances want the ex-Birmingham City manager. The message to the board may have got through but unfortunately the banners were littered with spelling mistakes so a little may have got lost in translation.

Since the 80’s there’s no doubt that Aston Villa have been the team of the Midlands competing in the top flight for probably more years than all of their local rivals put together. However, with the lack of interest/investment made by Randy Lerner and the consistent selling of their better players has left the Aston Villa team in a precarious position and could very well spell the end of the clubs long run in the top flight.
by Happy_Camper January 9, 2013
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