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Nicknamed The Villans, Aston Villa Football Club were founded by a group of cricketers from the Villa Cross Weslyan Chapel in the city of Birmingham in 1874.
They currently play in the FA Premier League. It is one of the oldest and most successful football clubs in England.
villa for life
up the villa
villa till i die
And it's Aston Villa - we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen.
by villafan July 18, 2006
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Football Club in Birmingham, one of the founding menbers of the football league. The 6th richest club in the United Kingdom 19th In the world.
Villa gsr mmmmmmmmm kkkkkkkkkkkk iiiiiiiiiii
by Marc_sky August 24, 2005
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Shit football club in Birmingham. Cocky support. All of their team is overrated. And their manager us a complete wanker!
man 1: I've just been and had a shit in villa park(Aston villa's stadium), I mistook it for a toilet.

man 2: yer I think they knock down that piece of shite and build a toilet instead.
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Aston Villa aslo known as 'Villa', is a football club located in Aston, Birmingham. Founded in 1874, tgey wre one of the oldest football clubs in the United Kindom.

They have had very succesful years in the past, winning the European Cup and the League title before it was called the Premier League. But in the 2015/16 season Aston Villa were relegated despite spending a ridiculous amount of money. And at the time of writning this are 14th in the Championship one point begind their rivals Birmingham City, again despite spending a ridiculous amount of money, around 60Million more than Birmingham.

So I think it is safe to say their glory days are over, although a lot of their fans still believe they are a great club. They also like to believe that every hates them, amd that everyone is obsessed wuth them, when in reality, no one cares at all.
"Aston Villa lost again."
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