Cell Phone Pixies 

Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.

Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."

Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"

Cell Phone Pixies by magicchalkboard December 19, 2009

Cell Drone 

a person who turns a car (or other vehicle) into an armed missile by talking or texting on a cell phone while driving.

"I just got a bluetooth so I don't have to be a cell drone anymore."

The term can also be used as a verb. “Cell-droning” – as in, “That dude about to swerve into you is totally cell-droning.”

Cell Drone by Bilbster September 5, 2012

Cell Phone Drift

Cell Phone Drift is the drifting of a motor vehicle while the driver pays more attention to the phone than to driving.

Dude! Look at the Cell Phone Drift on that truck! He almost ran that car off the road! The idiot driver must be texting.

Cell Phone Drift by mdman September 5, 2012

Cell Stretch

That feeling whilst you’re smoking a joint and the sensation of stretching spreads across your body, starting from your lungs.

*takes fourth hit of blunt*
“Ah mate you know that feeling when your lungs expand and your like cells are stretching, like in your back and shit?”
“Nah cunt”
“Mate feels like cell stretch”

Cell Stretch by K town krew February 21, 2021

Cell Misdirection 

Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.

When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"

"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.

Cell Misdirection by Skolden December 14, 2012

cell phone 

a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.

cell phone by Amanda June 1, 2003

cell faux 

Pretending to be engaged in a cell phone call so as to avoid someone or something.

noun: A device that pretends to be a cell phone

verb: Pretending to use a cell phone that is not turned on.

She was so intent on avoiding her worst enemy in the same theater queue that she pretended to be chatting on her cell faux the entire time.

cell faux by Jonathan L. Kramer August 29, 2005