a) A male who spends more time on his appearance that that of a female (tans,eyebrows,hair,shopping etc.); who is more frequently at the gym than sleeping, one who cannot pass a mirror without looking at it and knows he good looking; who quite often thinks to himself “why am I so good looking”
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
b) The male in the group that gangsta leans while driving and being the obnoxious asshole that plays music at max volume with bass and typically is a ladies man and can mack on any women he chooses; many of these women will fall for te tools typical gestures of intrest. The tool also is very athletic and uses his muscles to get everything and anything he wants
c) A tool typically uses violence as a way to get everything he wants and generally does much to everyone’s dismay
d) Who makes sexual innuendos to women at all times and refers to himself as “THE MAN”; often says things that lack intelligence but the tool is actually very smart much to everyone’s surprise
e) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
by jayyyyy789 April 29, 2011
Get the toolmug. Sean is such a tool, he's not going to Mike's birthday party because Lela invited him to some boring banquet crap.
by sleepinglegisannoying May 13, 2009
Get the toolmug. A complete idiot who gets used by their slutty trashy girlfriend because hes pretending that they are in love and doesnt know enough to realize the truth.
Zack:Wow hogan is such a tool he falls for any slutty dirtbag chick there is
Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used
Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him
Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mack:What a tool!
Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used
Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him
Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mack:What a tool!
by Zack-yours truly February 17, 2008
Get the toolmug. 1. Someone who has absolutely no clue that he/she is being used for something.
2. The greatest band ever
2. The greatest band ever
1. Wow what a Tool shes just using that kid for his friend and he doesn't even know it!
2. "Hey man what are you listening to?" "Oh just some Tool"
2. "Hey man what are you listening to?" "Oh just some Tool"
by papaloki August 03, 2006
Get the toolmug. a kid so desperate for friendship that he'd do anything to impress his friends. Also, his lack of confidence and individuality is a major turnoff to girls.
by itsamarioooooo! February 16, 2009
Get the toolmug. A tool is a douche bag who enjoys playing girls and thinks they will never find out, they are a two timer, a liar, someone who thinks way to highly of themselves for others, thinks they are gods gift to the world and everyone should bow down to them and worship them, dont have enough brains to figure simple things out, someone who thinks because they are so special no one will ever find out they are using more than one person at the same time, a liar that no one wants to be associated with...the total tooolll
Today we found out Michael and Alex are talking to three girls at once. What tools.
Many ex boyfriends can become tools.
That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.
Many ex boyfriends can become tools.
That tool over there just tried to get with me now hes with that other girl.
by fother muckers July 23, 2009
Get the toolmug. That man walking down the street with the mullet and really ugly cowboy boots really looks like a tool, just like your mom.
by Terms September 13, 2005
Get the toolmug.