A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.
I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.
by Pizzasmash March 19, 2018
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The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"
by heck_rw August 2, 2018
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The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020
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by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017
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A shave that will blow your head off.
Okay, so this girl had a prickly cactus and I got blood all over my chin. I don’t know if that girl was a man or a woman though.
by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021
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A phrase used to describe how drunk you feel when you've done something wrong.
"I feel like sand on a cactus this morning" roughly translates to "I feel like a rough prick."
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