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auto dildo

I used my auto dildo today daddy!
by DAT boi 115 January 24, 2017
mugGet the auto dildomug.

Auto-urenema

The act of taking one's penis, navigating it through their gooch, tucking it under, fitting the tip inside of their rectum, and proceeding to urinate past their sphincter.
Guy: "Dude guess what!"
Dude: "What?"
Guy: "I got these new pills and they enhanced my unit, now I am able to Auto-urenemate!"
Dude: "That's fucking awesome! I need to get me some of those, my sphincter is parched."
by Nikljj February 19, 2011
mugGet the Auto-urenemamug.

No auto

A unknown quiet money getter , who loves hard and is loyal, doesn’t lie or cheat and never does things to hurt others , designer junky 101
Omg be like no auto she gets stuff done!!!!
by noautoup November 19, 2023
mugGet the No automug.

Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.
I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.
by Gas man. January 11, 2019
mugGet the Dutch Automug.

Auto-fuckus

When one must use the Auto Focus feature on a camera while filming a Porno
Viewer- *fap* *fap* *fap* Aw come on! This idiot forgot the Auto-Fuckus! Now it's all just blurry shite.
by Wyldmann27 March 13, 2015
mugGet the Auto-fuckusmug.

Auto-thot

I took her back home and right before we hooked up I noticed a large bulge in her pants, she was an auto-thot all along.
by Silviusrap January 20, 2022
mugGet the Auto-thotmug.

auto-train

An American train service from the 1970s where passengers could take their cars with them in special rail cars that were connected to the passenger coaches all the way to Florida from outside Washington D.C., and for a brief time Kentucky. After going bankrupt in 1981, Amtrak took over the operation 2 years later and rebranded it as "Auto Train", which still runs today.
Dad: The family's going to Disney World!

Mom: Ugh, I'm not looking forward to sitting in a car for 3 days.

Dad: We're not taking the car, we're going to ride the auto-train all the way there!

Son: What's the auto-train?

Dad: Well, it basically means we get to relax in luxury aboard a special train, and we don't have to drive! They even have on-board movies, dining and beds!

Mom: I'm on board for that!
by takeyourcarwithyou March 9, 2021
mugGet the auto-trainmug.

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