auto-balk

When one is on hold in an automated system, then seemingly a line opens, starts ringing, only to place you back on hold.

I had been on hold for over twenty minutes, the line rang four times, and then they auto-balked me.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

auto-gents

no you cannot ask for auto gents mid turn. players must wait

“auto-gents please” is usually asked when players want their two remaining cups to be vertical against the table kissing.

by bignong July 11, 2022

Auto Ass

Auto Ass is when you have girls on deck to lay the law down on. Auto coming from having ass already secured before you even see the girl.

We have auto ass at this party we’re gonna get laid

by Kobekilla18 March 1, 2022

Auto-Dido Syndrome

The phenomena of individuals who purposely or subconsciously seek out partners who they know will hurt and/or abandon them. It is usually manifests from unresolved commitment and self-image issues. It is named for Queen Dido of the Aeneid and her desolation and death following her affair with Aeneas.

We all know why he dated her, he hasn't addressed his Auto-Dido Syndrome.

by Dr.Yankee May 7, 2024

Nut theft auto

The action in which a person gets high, then masturbates, then plays a Grand theft auto game of choice.

I will be right back gang! im going to nut theft auto

by smarttard December 22, 2023

Grand theft auto san andreas

Peak gaming

Grand theft auto san andreas is peak

by Kdjdkdnwhsjs July 8, 2025

Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022