ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Fuck Bestie

A fuck buddy who is also your best friend, but you aren't dating for some stupid reason.

Charlie: Hey, how are things with Mazie?
Matthew: Not great. She broke up with me last week because she wants "freedom" and now we're fuck besties.

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 2, 2020

Bestie Not-bestie

Jazlyn
Synonyms: pookie, bookie butt

"You're my bestie not-bestie because %%%% is being a bitch."

by zoiup May 17, 2023

October 15 bestie

October 15 admire your bestfriend
and show them that you care for them deeply <3

You: here
BFF(s) :what thanks for the chocolate?
You: you're welcome
Bff: why tho?

You: because it's October 15 bestie

by Youknowwhoitsyoboo October 16, 2022

the best bestie ever

the best bestie friend bestie in the entire world is karlee. she is so cool and swaggy and poggers and hot and awesome and likes to ride horses. we stan her. i love you karlee. MWAH!!

oh, thats the best bestie ever Karlee!!

by ratalouis March 17, 2022

bestie-block

When your best friend blocks your shitty boyfriend on social media in solidarity with you.

“I just dumped Chris because he was a total dick to me throughout our entire relationship.”
“ew, girl I’m about to bestie-block him”

by bruhgirly February 27, 2021

co bestie

Two best friends, Two best friends that work together. Two best friends that play together. Best Friends

Me and you are Co besties.

by Poet Tate June 7, 2022