16 definitions by porkchchoppanzeefin

birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.

Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."

by porkchchoppanzeefin November 28, 2018

Voicemailed

Sent to voicemail.

Phone: "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system."
Me: "Ahh, voicemailed again."
In unison: "At the tone, please record your message. When you are finished recording you may hang up or press 1 for more options. To leave a callback number, press 5. Beep."

by porkchchoppanzeefin June 22, 2019

Ѿ

A tattoo above the butt.

Gary: Damn, she has a nice Ѿ!
Marcus: Hell yah!

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 13, 2011

Chuzzle

A chess puzzle.

Henry: What rating are you on Lichess chuzzles?
Dan: 2400. I do, like, two hundred puzzles a day.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 30, 2022

Two-Flush Tonka

A shit so big it takes two flushes.

"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

by porkchchoppanzeefin July 18, 2022

Enpicity

An individual's NPCness. The quality of being like an NPC.

Mac: Hey what's that guy doing on the side of the road?
Rick: I don't know, but he looks like he's meant to be there.
Mac: Yeah, he's got high enpicity.

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 7, 2022

Kiwanopult

To throw a kiwano horned melon at someone, usually so hard that it breaks.

Gary: Kiwanopult!
Marcus: No! Shit! Not again!
(Gary throws kiwano horned melon at Marcus's ass)
Marcus: fuck!

Marcus now calls an ambulance for assistace with the multiple bleeding holes in his butt cheek.
And Gary eats the broken melon...

by porkchchoppanzeefin October 13, 2011