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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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trigger bait

Something that is said for the sole purpose of setting someone off. The person then deflates and de-escalates the situation by that what was said was trigger bait.
Person 1: Whiplash is such a mid movie.
Person 2: Okay well that's clearly trigger bait.
by prssd January 22, 2024
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Triggered

1.) Getting upset at somthing you dont like.
2.) A guy gets turned on while look at somthing he likes
She was triggered
by Country_girl48 May 12, 2019
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Ultra Triggered

Transends the emotion of anger, creates irrational and delusional images of murder and/or homoside.
Adam tells his friend that he wants to marry a Stripper whose name is Heather. His friend proceeds' to be ultra triggered by just the words spoken.
by Marco100 February 22, 2024
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pull the devil trigger

cumming into your girlfriend while doing it in doggy style and yanking her tits and screaming the rank of sex.
me and my GF tried to "pull the devil trigger" but it sucked and i gave her a D.
by dante'sSSS October 24, 2019
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Trigger Hippie

A self-identified gun enthusiast who simultaneously holds and promotes core “hippie” values such as peace, nonviolence, and personal freedom. A Trigger Hippie believes in responsible gun ownership and self-defense while also championing open-mindedness, empathy, and collaborative conflict resolution. They tend to see firearm ownership not as a contradiction to pacifism but as a tool that—when handled responsibly—can safeguard individual liberty and help secure a more harmonious, free society.
Jesse considers himself a trigger hippie, heading to peace rallies after his morning trip to the shooting range.
by CN0T3 December 28, 2024
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Trigger Disorder

A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.
Wow, i think she has Trigger Disorder, why would food trigger someone?
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