greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017

D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers

Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster

by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

Hamstering

The act of stuffing a penis in a closed mouth to produce the effect of puffed cheeks or a bulge.

“Bro, I was totally hamstering my date last night”

by Ella13 July 20, 2021

bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush

Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!

by Dj McSwiggins August 5, 2017

siberian hamster

A mamal derived from the ancient Siberian squirrel, today is a most commonly lovable pet. Most hamsters are highly trained and their squirrel like qualities are sharpened. Even though they tend to take an appearance of a mouse, their from type is the Siberian white squirrel.

My friend has a squirrel like Siberian hamster.

by Ariel1 March 5, 2018

Hamstered

to be right fucked out of your shitass

"hey, how was your night?"

"pretty good, i got hamstered!!!"

"SICK YO"

by sammycupcakes November 30, 2011