Hard Worker

A person named Parker Sack that is constantly engaged in energetic work.

“Wow that person over there is a full time student, full time trainer, and a full time actor. They just be a hard worker”

by Yogirlmayo August 29, 2022

willhouse worker

Old dirty minded bitch whose not a bitch but would probably buy one of those pink fluffy stripper cowboy hats that people sell outside bars. Wears old ass sweaters that look like their from the 1800 and surprisingly looks good in them. She also is a disco diva. Total hippie grandma but has style MOST of the time *cough* home depot pants. She probably lives behind a thrift store and sometimes stater bros. Would totally drunk stand at a highway intersection and yell gay jokes at angry drivers. Probably would call an Uber and get kidnapped by a drug dealer. Pretty and smart but is probably reckless when drunk. I honestly doubt she'll ever be drunk. Crazy AF but also somehow chill.

Person A: Why is willhouse worker dying laughing

Person B: Someone told her a gay joke

by WillowDepew February 28, 2023

Foe-Worker

A co-worker that is hated by antother co-worker openly.

Marcus left a pair of underwear on his foe-worker Kristi's car.

by Marcus Tucker July 11, 2008

Gig Worker

A Gig Worker is a person who has a gig they do for cash money, this can be a daily nightly or weekend Gig. A Gig Worker does a gig that can take a hour or many hours but is not required to be at this work at a regular time or day of the week. A Gig Worker may have another full time permanent job or may not. To make a extra few dollars a month to help with his bills every month the Gig Worker finds a job that brings in extra cash to supplement his needs
A Gig Worker may have many Gigs he does per week per month he may make all the Gigs combined into a full time Gig Worker job to survive every month. Or just have one Gig Worker job to supplement his income.

I am a gig worker I worked several days a month mowing the neighbors lawn that's my Gig Worker job.
On Thursday nights I collect cans in my neighborhood this is my Thursday night Gig Worker job
I have a weekend Gig where I pull trash liners in a local park so it keeps trash out of the park through the weekend this is my Gig Worker job on weekends

by Littlean November 15, 2021

Charity Worker

Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.

I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.

My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020

Office workers

With the evolution of modern medicine, an office worker will live to around 85 years old. These zombie like humans, infected with the parasite of indoctrination, are compliant and conditioned to both obey and seek validation from the one source; Absolute authority.

Roger: "Want to jump off the bridge at high tide tonight?"
Tim: "Wow. I can't I have to be in the office by 7 am tommorow. "
Roger: "You wanker!"
Tim: "We all have to grow up someday."
Roger: "Piece of shit, office workers always say that."

by SalonStyleResultz September 13, 2017

cow-worker

As a co-worker, but of such a mentality and personality as to be almost entirely indistinguishable from a smartly-dressed cow. The differences between a cow-worker and a cow should, however, be obvious on closer examination. One is a large, mindless animal that grazes off scraps of food matter, travels in herds, and is primarily of value only because it can be eventually disposed of for the betterment of a large group of people. The other gives us milk.

"Gary, do you have that report done I asked you for this morning?"
"Moo."
"Okay, one more day, but after that you're answering to the boss yourself."
"Moo."
"You'd better hurry. We're on a tight clock."
"Moo."
"Thanks.... God, I hate my cow-workers."

by Cronocke March 25, 2008