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owens winkie 

Owens winkie is a very large chose that weighs 2 billion pounds. It has a scab the open up and bleeds every night for 2 hours. He also has a scar from when he spread peanut butter on his balls for his dogs to lick but they took a chomp instead. He also has a very large stray pube that tickles his buthole to get the butflakes out of his asshole every night then he picks them out and eats them for desert. He also has one stray Pube coming off his extremely large stray pube. Finally Owen has black mole with a hat coming off of it, it also has mold growing along the edges of his mole.
Yuck did you guys hear about Owens winkie.
owens winkie by Sledgang... January 12, 2018

winky/winkie 

A term predominantly confined to the South, in particular Atlanta, GA, used to describe a glass stem (aka: rose, shooter, straight shooter) usually 4-6 inches in length, which is used to smoke crack cocaine. Users display an almost pathological attachment to such devices, due to the high levels of residue aka: push, contained therein, guarding them like angry crack bees in front of a drug hive.
Say boo, pass me that winky/winkie. I'm bout to get me a tass/blass/get my smoke on/get fucked up etc.

Excuse me, may I please borrow your winky/winkie? Fuck you nigga, no.

chinkky winkie 

a racist term used to describe the appearance of an asian male while eating
"hey look at that chinkky winkie eating that burger".
chinkky winkie by crankie June 6, 2009

double winkie 

Having your partner under your balls batting their eyelashes against your ball hair. Your partner can also be jerking you off or giving you a rusty trombone at the same time.
She gave him a double winkie while reaching up and jerking him off
double winkie by wee gilly March 19, 2014

Winkerpack 

Winkerpack refers the legendary wallstreetbets shitposter u/winkerpack himself. He is best known for making too much money but sometimes his moneys go down. Often times he proclaims his wish to expose himself sometime, but never actually does.
Winkerpack just bought more Waste Management shares to help stop his moneys going down
Winkerpack by SantaAnaRockstar August 14, 2021

Winnie the Pooh 

A restaurant owner in Chinglish: "Me no take the ad slogang you made for my restaurant, no good, no money, go away!"
The advertising man: "Whadda.. What's wrong with; PIG OUT LIKE A TIBETAN MONK COMING OFF THE WINNIE THE POOH'S FAST CAMP?
- "Did you know that Winnie the Pooh is renamed due to the pandemic?"
- "I know that, it's Winnie the Flu!"