by the h2o girl March 13, 2009
A delco tuxedo is a system of dress popularized in Delaware county, particularly those communities east of Springfield and south of Drexel Hill (although the tuxedo is not as common in communities north of Drexel Hill, it has been seen in certain sections of Havertown, hardmore, and Drexel Hill itself). The tuxedo varies by season, and is characterized as best:
Spring/Summer Delco tuxedo featuring Notre Dame Fighting Irishman (on right calf), jean shorts or Jordan Brand basketball shorts, Timberland Boots or Jordan Brand sliders (typically Carolina blue), beater or baggy white t-shirt or Catholic grade school t-shirt (with sleeves cut off; e.g. a St. Eugene alumnus).
Fall/Winter Delco Tuxedo featuring baggy sweatpants (typically a light, never a heather, gray-also, spitter and cigs protruding from left and right pockets respectively), Bonner Rugby Sweatshirt (the green stench is always represented), and Timberland Boots (if there is no snow outside, an expensive pair of Jordan Brand sneakers can be substituted)
The delco tuxedo is NOT to be confused with delco sunday best, an entirely different (albeit similar) system of raiment. Additionally, in protestant sections of delaware county, mainly those accessible via Lancaster Avenue, the inter-ac tuxedo is the dominant system of dress.
Spring/Summer Delco tuxedo featuring Notre Dame Fighting Irishman (on right calf), jean shorts or Jordan Brand basketball shorts, Timberland Boots or Jordan Brand sliders (typically Carolina blue), beater or baggy white t-shirt or Catholic grade school t-shirt (with sleeves cut off; e.g. a St. Eugene alumnus).
Fall/Winter Delco Tuxedo featuring baggy sweatpants (typically a light, never a heather, gray-also, spitter and cigs protruding from left and right pockets respectively), Bonner Rugby Sweatshirt (the green stench is always represented), and Timberland Boots (if there is no snow outside, an expensive pair of Jordan Brand sneakers can be substituted)
The delco tuxedo is NOT to be confused with delco sunday best, an entirely different (albeit similar) system of raiment. Additionally, in protestant sections of delaware county, mainly those accessible via Lancaster Avenue, the inter-ac tuxedo is the dominant system of dress.
There is nothing better than Memorial Day Weekend in Wildwood with my brothers from Delaware County. We all get to prance around with our freshly minted irish man tattoos, and can finally trade our Timbs for some fresh Jordan slides, a pure delco tuxedo.
by boss hamilton January 24, 2011
-noun: A matching track jacket/pants combination. Usually made of velour or velvet. Commonly observed in Italian American communities in the Philadelphia area.
by Camden County Pimp January 14, 2011
Most commonly an athletic shoe that has been dressed up enough to pass for formal wear. Common examples are Air Jordan's in a full black color scheme with touches of white often in the sole. At first glance they appear formal enough, upon later examination you're just a kid in a grown up body in fancy tennis shoes.
"Honey, can I wear my tuxedo shoes or do I have to find where my Doc Martin's are stored for the wedding you're making me go to?"
"You want to wear your Jordan's again?"
"Yes."
"You want to wear your Jordan's again?"
"Yes."
by Brothers Mose January 27, 2017
An outfit consisting of a two piece matching tracksuit, made famous by Serbian gangsters in movies. Commonly accessorised with a pair of sneakers, a necklace and a gun in the waistband.
"Check out that Serbian tuxedo" Directed at a gangster wearing a two piece matching adidas tracksuit or similar.
by Ricketycricketthecat January 22, 2016
A woman or her private parts. From Spinal Tap's song "Big Bottom", as featured on the rock mockumentary "This is Spinal Tap"
by r92g November 5, 2015
when you nut in someone's mouth and they french kiss it back into your mouth while you are wearing a tuxedo.
by dragoJim April 13, 2018