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There's Pussy in the Box 

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
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There's no fever like yellow fever 

A catchphrase to counter to "once you go black" or repel the notion that Asian men are effeminate and lack the sexual prowess to please a woman.
Example 1:

Woman: You know "once you go black, you never go back..."

Asian Man: Well, that's because you haven't caught the fever because "there's no fever like yellow fever."

Example 2:

Woman: I don't know, I'm not attracted to Asians sexually...

Asian Man: That's because you haven't experienced the fever, because "there's no fever like yellow fever."

there’s a shark in the water 

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

There’s a fine line between ass and grapes 

It’s just something they say
Someone says anything and you respond “ well you know what they say... there’s a fine line between ass and grapes

There’s been some chatter 

A jocular and sarcastic way to deliver some brutally honest criticism under the guise of it being a third party’s opinion.
Hey Marshall I know there’s been some chatter about you not being a good fit for this job. I’ve heard some terms thrown around like “terrible hire” and “first to go”, but I want you to ignore the noise and keep doing what you’re doing.

There's A Cream For That 

Really funny thing to say instead of saying "Thats what she said."
(BOB) This is hard
(LUKE) "There's a Cream For That"

there's always room for jello 

There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.
Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.