A ancient species of beasts. Only seven have ever been known to exist each one being on the seven continents. The North American Lazer Snake lives in New Mexico. only one man has ever been able to live from a Lazer Snake encounter. All of our information is based off of his true story. We don't know the location of the six other Lazer Snakes but we were revealed that they truly do exist. Lazer Snakes are extremely hostile creatures and should not be approached. Lazer Snake can all so be used as a large sum.
by J. Meyer - phD lazer snakes March 21, 2017
getting incredibly faded, then quenching your drymouth with an ice cold energy drink, causing a unique, floaty high. similar to railing a line of coke, but much cheaper and healthier. absolutely must be followed up with a good cigarette to enjoy fully.
by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009
The act of shooting fear, anger, or disappointment into another person. Instructions-
1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim
2)Squint the eye closest to your target
3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression
4)Stare
1)Tilt your head slightly to the direction of the victim
2)Squint the eye closest to your target
3)Give an angry or disappointed facial expression
4)Stare
Person 1: We just flew by that guy in the white truck.
Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!
Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!
Person 2: Oh SHIT, he just shot me with a lazer eye!
Driver: That'll teach those cocksuckers!
by therealskeeter June 28, 2006
When a solid stream is ejected from ass and hits the water without breaking with a intense burning feeling
by Greg Devine February 16, 2010
by JIMMYJONG October 20, 2006
code name for smoking weed
try smoking and then go play laser tag and tell me it isnt the most fun thing you have ever done
What kind of gun do you have
try smoking and then go play laser tag and tell me it isnt the most fun thing you have ever done
What kind of gun do you have
by funguy2188 April 23, 2011
High five that does not make contact. Hands are held parallel to each other but not slapped - sometimes a silly buzzing sound is made.
Lazer five for doing a great job, man. But don't forget to wash your hands after picking up that trash.
by doug1ness July 1, 2015