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ULTRA MAGA

A legendary conservative movement of decent people that has taken hold in the United States starting in 2015, and gaining popularity with the election of their awesome leader Donald Trump.

The adherents consider themselves to be “America First” Nationalists and truly recognise the fascist ideology the Democrats follow, often claiming “the left” or “AntiFa”(a libtard organized anti fascist movement) to be the real fascists.

Ultra MAGA people work for:

~ Powerful and continuing nationalism
~ Protection of human rights, including the unborn, freedom of speech and freedom of thought
~ Identification of the mass media as blatantly biased and refusing to report the facts
~ Protection of children from deviant sexuality
~ Obsession with national security as necessary for national survival
~ Freedom of religion as a basis for unifying the core values of society
~ Opportunities for business to succeed
~ Opportunities for full employment
~ Balanced discussion within intellectual circles and the arts
~ Obsession with crime and punishment to protect the innocent and serve justice on the guilty
~ To stop the rampant hypocrisy, cronyism and corruption in the Democrat and libtard circles.

The corrupt, dementia riddled President Biden and the demented Dems have clearly targeted the Ultra MAGA crowd. but conservatives everywhere will proudly wear this badge to protect their liberty and to save their nation.
Tim: Have you heard that the media has suppressed another story on Hunter Biden and the Clintons?

Sally: Not again. What we need is an ultra MAGA news channel!
by doug1ness July 20, 2022
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Democrat Fascism

The Democrat Party of the USA is underpinned by the Principles of Fascism, as exposed by Umberto Eco.
1. The cult of tradition. Leaders in the Democrat Party make the claim for authentication from recent historic civil rights laws and leaders. For example, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the Wade vs Roe abortion laws.
2. The rejection of modernism. Science is easily ignored and irrationalism is embraced. This is evident when physical reality and biological science is overturned in favour of personal, emotional truths. For example, claiming that there are more than 52 genders instead of only two - male and female.
3. The cult of action for action’s sake. Reaction and perpetual revolution is the sign of a neo-Marxist solution. Thinking is seen as a form of emasculation and when confronted by their their thoughtless deeds, Democrats are unable to refute their critics.
4. Disagreement is treason. As is evident with the banality of cancel culture and the demonization of conservatives.
5. Fear of difference. Any political, religious or ideological difference will not be tolerated.
6. Appeal to social frustration. According to intersectional theory, the greater the perception of the oppression of a group, the greater their inherent power for social change.
7. The obsession with a plot. Such obsession includes Trump's Russian collusion (proven to be a hoax) and the January 6 insurrection plot (no evidence ).
8. The enemy is both strong and weak. Ultra MAGA and conservatives are seen as an existential threat to the nation and yet are often down graded as feeble minded and a minority.
9. Pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. Any person who denies the neo-Marxist woke agenda is open game for attack. Recently a 61 year old grandmother was arrested for attending the rally on January 6. Bakers have been persistently persecuted for refusing to a make a cake for a gay wedding on religious grounds.
10. Contempt for the weak. The elite use the popularity of the poor and yet despise the poor at the same time. They find it hard to accept that most people do not have the wealth to embrace climate ideology and purchase expensive electric cars or to install solar panels.
11. Everybody is educated to become a hero. One is now a brave hero by standing up for gender, race and woke ideologies. Nothing needs to be accomplished, one just needs to show one's support.
12. Selective populism. Social media influencers and celebrities represent a select minority and yet are envisioned to be the voice of the people.
13. Newspeak. Vocabulary is impoverished and limited in "order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning.” The sterilisation of language to make it politically correct and the use of woke pronouns is a sign of newspeak.
All thirteen signs are evident within the Democrat party, implying that they are Democrat fascism is real and part of their socialist agenda.
by doug1ness July 23, 2022
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Democrats

A political party of libtards for libtards. A political philosophy based on:
1) Support of the most popular and radical social justice issue. If rainbow coloured unicorns wished to transition into pineapples, then democrats would initiate a mass media campaign with additional funding for grassroots transition centres for pineapple inclined unicorns.
2) Excessive funding and spending is secured by printing cash on demand. The consequences of a devalued dollar, increased costs and inflation are ignored completely. Democrats are economically irresponsible.
3) Radical bias. Every opposing view, regardless of how fact based or valid, will be denounced as racist, bigoted or a part of fascist/nazi ideology. Events are cherry picked and a false narrative is imposed upon the opponent's view. This is ironic considering that the democrats historically supported slavery and the KKK. Incessantly supported, without criticism or balanced reporting by mainstream media and commentators on CNN, ABC and MSNBC.
4) Government is the only source of salvation. Citizens are too stupid or incapable of making the correct decision so the democrats are willing to enforce an authoritarian solution upon the public. The democrats will fight for freedom by removing the freedoms of all citizens to support their ideology.
5) Uncontrolled immigration and open voting rights to ensure that the democrats party remains in power. By allowing noncitizens to vote, one can completely ignore the concerns of genuine citizens. Open voting rights will remove any claims of election fraud, since it will be legal for anyone to vote without tracking their identity. Vote early, vote often and assist the dead and non-residents to vote as well.
6) Hypocrisy. One can argue for against related issues without any compulsion to face reality. If there is no truth nor false ideas, then you can believe anything at anytime. If opponents accuse you of hypocrisy, then accuse them of the errors you yourself have committed.
7) Anti-nationalism. Nationalism is evil and reinforces objective history, individual freedoms, justice and opportunities within society. This needs to be squashed at all costs. Supporters need to be self-hating and ashamed of their history and nation. If supporters are white, then they need to display greater shame and self sacrifice than any other ethnic group.
The democrat party is the least democratic and most fascist party in modern politics. Also known as Demoncrats.

Dwenzil: The democrats have released statistics indicating that the white population of the US is less than 50% for the first time in history!

Wisteria: OMG! Let us celebrate by marching for rainbow unicorn rights in Slovakia while denouncing Republicans as the children of Hitler.
by doug1ness July 4, 2022
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Biden

A person who is suffering from amnesiac dementia and should be treated with compassion yet given greatly limited responsibility.
"What happened this morning?"
"I don't know. I can't recall anything. I had a Biden moment."
by doug1ness July 3, 2021
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wocked

Something (or someone) that fails to perform to expectations - a bit shonky, dodgy, shaky or wobbly. Not very good. Origins circa late 1980's in Central Queensland.
That bicycle wheel has buckled so much that it is wocked!

My boat trip to shore was totally wocked as I became sea sick!
by doug1ness November 13, 2011
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lazer five

High five that does not make contact. Hands are held parallel to each other but not slapped - sometimes a silly buzzing sound is made.
Lazer five for doing a great job, man. But don't forget to wash your hands after picking up that trash.
by doug1ness July 12, 2015
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Dictionary Troll

A person who, either as an individual or collective group, targets online definitions belonging to alternative ideologies or world views. The result is an instantaneous dislike or down vote of at least 500 points.
Hey Martha, this conservative idiot has written about our sublime woke views negatively. Let's get everyone at work online and have a dictionary Troll session. Send the link to all of our followers and subscribers and we'll crush this traditionalist.
by doug1ness August 5, 2022
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