A retard in Blizzforums that has no idea what good taste is descidely to spam the hell out of everywhere and place so not to make any legit topic just to claim himself cool and Uber.
by Orb March 5, 2004
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by pentozali February 6, 2006
A crap eagle is a mythical creature embodied by any person or creature who, at the sight or knowledge of anything pure and good, will swoop into the situation and ruin it for everyone.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Crap eagles are generally (though not necessarily) humans, and typically showcase at least one of humanity's flaws, including but not limited to: envy, selfishness, vanity, greed, or sloth.
The easiest way to tell if your time has been attacked by a crap eagle is the overwhelming feeling of disappointment that is typically left in the wake of a crap eagle strike.
Can you believe that guy who was trying to rig a contest for charity and when his scam didn't pan out, he demanded his money back? I could see that crap eagle flyin' in from a mile away.
by CJP! December 2, 2009
Guy1: Did you know that Bill Gates is the richest person alive?
Guy2: Wow! He must be living Comfort Eagle!
Guy2: Wow! He must be living Comfort Eagle!
by SOUNNIKOURATHENINJA September 3, 2007
A man or woman that can spot an attractive person before anyone else. Usually from a distance. Intuitive eyes.
by Riverboat27 September 21, 2009