A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.
by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022
guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!
guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!
guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.
guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too
guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!
guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.
guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too
by damngurldamn55555 October 19, 2011
Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard
Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it
Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it
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