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Spanky Wanky 

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
Spanky Wanky by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Spanky wanky 

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

swankwank 

1) Having too much money or too many posessions for your own good, and making sure everyone around you knows about it.
2) Bill Gates
3) A slang term for 'swanky wanker'
Wow, Bob sure turned into a swankwank after he won the lottery.
swankwank by pizzozo October 1, 2004

SpankBank 

the collection of images, thoughts, dreams, and desires one conjures to heighten arousal in order to achieve climax; In regards to Self Gratification/Masturbation
I went home last night and pulled one from the spank bank to get off
SpankBank by cooter March 7, 2003

spanktank 

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.
"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."
spanktank by Stumanji September 1, 2010

spankbank 

memories,thoughts or fantasy's you have about you having sex with someone or watching them have sex with someone else.
Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.
Is my wife in your spankbank when your trying to get yourself off?
spankbank by Joe_Mac July 20, 2008