Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.
I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.
by Almighty^Guru October 3, 2019
by demodays June 8, 2020
what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
by dave February 21, 2005
Someone who's intention is to spend as much time as possible with semen, whether it be by masturbating or sucking cock. Can be male or female.
Jenny: OMG, he TOTALLY gave me a facial last night.
Alex: Doesn't that happen to you all the time?
Jenny: I like jizz, okay?!
Alex: Spaff chaser.
Alex: Doesn't that happen to you all the time?
Jenny: I like jizz, okay?!
Alex: Spaff chaser.
by boomchickaboom23 February 21, 2010
"I had an impossing bath spaff last night"
by SoapMeUp October 7, 2015
by slg69 November 7, 2019
When you pull out and spaff in your hand, and proceed to spread it across their forehead whilst quietly muttering 'simbaaaa...'
Ye know, I was with this fuckin' girl called Jerry last night ye, and I Simba Spaffed on her fod didn't I!
by tassomai champion of the week February 1, 2019