Pregame drunking

The act of drinking heavily before a football game on Sunday. Pregame drunkers are often accompanied by fellow pregame drunkers.

Man1) Yo get hit the fridge and get started on pregame drunking.
Man2) iight

Worker1) It sho is slow at the store today.
Worker2) Its Sunday, everyones at home pregame drunking before the game.

by Mashio October 09, 2007

Pregame Squeeze Bottle

When you've had a long day at work and no longer have the desire to feel your face, your friends are kind enough to pick you up and supply you with a pregame squeeze bottle. Who knows what's in it and, let's be honest, who cares.

Man I had this long ass shift the other day while everyone else was getting tanked. It was okay though because when Steve picked me up he brought a pregame squeeze bottle.

by FlamingoZucchini March 03, 2011

Las Vegas pregame

Masturbating excessively in order to lower sperm count the day or two before going somewhere to potentially hook up with a chick in order to avoid knocking her up.

I'm going to Atlantic City this weekend. I should probably do some Las Vegas pregame so no "accidents" happen.

by MoistDesertStorm October 04, 2017

Pregame Mac and Cheese

Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna

My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play

by The Doe Coach T January 21, 2016

Pregame

Sex before an extent instead of trying to keep your wife/husband/significant other awake afterward

Gary & Melinda like to pregame before they go to the fortieth birthday party.

by NebraskaMooser April 16, 2021

Pregame jerk

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game

Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017