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child molester 

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing
Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"
child molester by psiscott April 26, 2006

child molester 

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum
Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!
child molester by Anonymous June 20, 2003

molesworth 

a piece of writing that's badly very spelt, about something pointless, or just bad (but in a charming way) is described as molesworth, similar to the way that peoetic crap is refered to as "shakespear"
derives from the molesworth books
pete: ahhh my work is shit
gaz: nahhh it's complete molesworth!
pete: ??????
molesworth by hahagotya January 8, 2007

molester van 

An old beat up van that drives around the streets. Rust and old paint are a must. Curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. Used for the act of luring childen for molestation.
Look at that molester van by the swing set.
molester van by Equimanthorn December 19, 2007

molester mustache 

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz
Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?
molester mustache by Ümbra May 25, 2004

Child molesters 

The sickos that should have been the 11 million killed in the holocaust. They all deserve to be cremated alive and/or castrated with a burning guilotine Then have a jar of salt poured on their wound, but not before being forced to Drop the soap in front of some huge black dude to feel all the pain theyve caused.
Alternate Reality 1930s germany:
This just in: Adolf Hitler has just won the Nobel Peace prize for the COMPLETE extermination of the world's Child molesters
Child molesters by Majin Tails December 4, 2009

child molesters 

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!


> KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...fuckin kill them
Cut their fucking balls off!

YOU CAN DO IT!
child molesters by Rob Schneider March 20, 2005