by skankymcskankerskank March 1, 2010
The living proof that the american justice system has preference for celebrities. Despite having uncountable charges for drug possession and driving while being drunk, Lohan always manages to stay away from jail and ignore the community service and rehabilitation therapies the judges carry to her.
Lindsay Lohan was sentenced for a month in jail and only stayed for six days. Then went to rehab and left it shortly afterwards.
by Mazmorrero January 5, 2012
by that guy whos always right August 10, 2009
lindsay lohan is a boring teen idol who makes me so depressed with american culture today that i'm just gonna have to go back to sniffing crack because people are so tasteless.
by anti-conformist November 23, 2004
A general nasal irritance characterized by: sniffling; nose wiping; skin redness due to high-velocity crystalline particle burn; and blood pouring down your face. It is caused by an inexhaustible quantity of priveledge and wealth that prevents you from realizing you are using far too much cocaine in the span of a day... every day!
I've got the lohan drip
by Marinda July 10, 2006
Cheesy, slutty, fake "singer" and "actress"
I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.
I think she's had a few too many boob jobs and fake tans to be considered respectable, in my book.
by HardcorePrincess May 18, 2005
An old Hollywood washout who dates young, pretty starlets. Like Harrison Ford with Calista Flockhart, or Michael Douglas and Katherine Zeta Jones. Or Jack Nicholson and half of LA.
by Noir December 6, 2007