A country sinking not rising.. So much crime that you can't feel safe anywhere. Great coast line where you can have fun if you can ignore poverty and have lots of money to avoid the world happening around you. A place with so much corruption that you can't even count on the law enforcement. A place where there is no emergency number to call (like 911). A place where they will reject a dying patient if he/she can't give them a down payment of 200.000 shillings (around 2000$). That patient died by the way, so yes murders as well. Visit only on strictly planned trip, but stay away if you don't have a lot of money to spend on security.
Kenya is an east african country
by justwondering.ALOT November 3, 2015
by D. Josey May 21, 2008
me-hey look at that girl she looks like she has kenya tits
friend-hua what are they
me-dude i mean she has really saggy tits like the chicks in africa you know the ones that dont wear bras
friend-oh haha thats mean
me-mean but true my friend mean but true
friend-hua what are they
me-dude i mean she has really saggy tits like the chicks in africa you know the ones that dont wear bras
friend-oh haha thats mean
me-mean but true my friend mean but true
by jesse taylor October 17, 2006
a large, unkept, messy, ratty, or otherwise sloppy and/ot messy thatch of hair located anywhere on the human body...usually accompanied by a foul odor.
by Bonia October 25, 2005
I caught Deon-Dre and Morris in a Kenya Switch Blade last night. Boy were they sweaty.
I'm so gay I could go for a nice balls-deep Kenya Switch Blade.
I'm so gay I could go for a nice balls-deep Kenya Switch Blade.
by Slavery1 February 23, 2013
Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.
K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004