hook

slang from the 70,s: same meaning when used in place of "haul"...to hurry your ass up!

Here come the fuzz, we better hook ass or we'll get busted with this 5 finger lid of panama red.

by patty108 March 16, 2005

hook

Abbreviation of cunthook.

I can't believe you ate all the cinnamon buns, you hook.

by Myron Schnitzel April 15, 2006

hook hook

a slang term for a hooker

woman on the street taps you on the shoulder and says 'who the _____ you callin' a hook hook' and then she rips your turtle backpack. :(

by kaitii August 21, 2006

Hooked

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hook it

The process of engaging in any sexual act with another individual.

I really wanted to hook it with this gorgeous brunette last night, but she was way out of my league. I had to settle with mediocre sex with some fat chick instead.

by Marcus Bunny July 06, 2008

on the hook

A person who is "on the hook" will be overly infatuated with another person. The person who is the desired generally takes little notice (and often complete advantage) of the person who is on the hook.

Often times the person who is on the hook is a back-up.

Signs that you are on the hook:
1) giving foot rubs
2) making mixed tapes/cds/play lists
3) making chocolate cake
4) dropping everything at a moments notice to be with the other person.

Ted: "Lisa came over last night and I gave her a foot rub as we watched a move."
Marshall: "Are you guys dating now?"
Ted: "No, she is still with her boyfriend, she is just looking for the right time to break the news."
Marshall: "Dude, you are so on the hook."

by greetification March 02, 2010

On The Hook

When a girl likes you but does not plan on committing to you, but keeps you around just in case something goes wrong

Ted was On The Hook with Lili

by BJK42 June 28, 2016