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When your dog is barking at something stupid (like a branch) and then shits on it. They can still be barking while shitting,
Yo man I was about to hook up with this chick then my dog farked, and she got disgusted and ran away.
Fark by JoggyBuddy June 8, 2018
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fark farkle farking farker farkel Farkus farka farked farktard farkhunda
I'm all farked up. I'm ready to go. I'm hot to trot.
I'm all farked up, I'm as toey as a Roman Sandal. I'm rearing to go. I'm filled with anticipation.
Fark by Frank Blunt May 31, 2006
1.Being an asshole for no apparent reason
2.Being fat and obnoxious
3.Creating problems out of boredom
Our housemate got drunk and called us a waste of life, he was being a real Fark.

Mark drank all of Matt's lemonade and limeade. That fatass is a real Fark.

I thought he was cool, turned out he was a Fark.
Fark by Lord Farkwar November 3, 2008
(noun) - Harvard-style definition: flatulance occuring, and most likely caused by the activity, while one is engaged in sexual intercourse.
URBAN DEF.: a fart while one is having a fuck, or fucking.
also: farking, farked
(origin: the term is a mix of the two derogatory terms "fart" and "fuck"; Source: High Times magazine, 1980s)
He suddenly stopped banging her, dragging his ass to the side of the bed to avoid farking a third time, and swore he'd never again eat bean chili during a date.
fark by ringhorne August 23, 2005
The ploral form of 'moose'.
Aubrey: HOLY POOP EMILY! look at that big field of Fark over yonder!
Emily: Gee Wizz! That must be Sarah Palin's Fark Breeding Farm!
Fark by fdaklfd September 26, 2009
When a dog barks, and then farts a couple seconds later
Dude, my dog just did a fark!
Fark by Billy fuckin mays October 21, 2010