even keel

describing someone that is in a normal emotional state; not too happy or depressed

"Bob was telling me about that painful breakup he went through a while ago, but it seems like he's even keel now."

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2007

evening tug

One last jerk off session before one goes to bed.

Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug.

by Turbo AFS1 April 26, 2006

can't even

The last words of a dying white girl.

Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."

by LillieTheUnicorn April 18, 2014

break even

Make neither profit nor loss

gonna sell my car, not expecting much from it...
but at least the deal should break even.

by Rj Derby March 21, 2009

It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

by Xav3ngedX August 10, 2012

Warm Evening

Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'

"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"

by T--Bone November 8, 2008

don't even

"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.

"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."

by Anna December 1, 2003