When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit
by Calxk713 January 22, 2016
A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.
Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."
Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."
by Important Knowledge July 28, 2014
by Barnabas69 April 25, 2009
When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within
Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.
by Ryno March 26, 2005
The feeling of regret experienced the exact moment one has finished ejaculating, causing him to regret his sexual encounter and the fact he has "creamed".
by CreamersRemorse March 13, 2015
Compton Nigga 1: Dude, I just hit the fattest Compton creamer.
Compton Nigga 2: Hell yeah, I wish I was a real enough nigga to do one of those!
Compton Nigga 1: Don't worry, you'll get there one day.
Compton Nigga 2: Hell yeah, I wish I was a real enough nigga to do one of those!
Compton Nigga 1: Don't worry, you'll get there one day.
by real_gamer____ March 22, 2018