Cashew Butter

The film of sweaty slime that collects on the gooch.

I slid my fingers under his balls and the cashew butter was as thick as icing.

by c-s-k September 27, 2016

Cashew Bag

a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.

Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.

by StumpyStumps June 26, 2010

When trying to say Kakashi Sensei some retard pronounced it Cashew Sensei

Look it’s Cashew Sensei

by Some random Otaku December 8, 2019

When a man is having sex with his girl and his friend is hiding in the closet and they switch positions on the out stroke without the girl noticing.

Dude, Blaine let me do a sneaky cashew with Meredeth last night, it was epic and she never notice.

by pwndnoobmeredeth October 3, 2009

scussitc: scotish, russian, Celtic
cashew: catholic, half jew

Oh my god, you're such a scusstic cashew.

by gingit December 24, 2009

someone who's acting crazy and or doing something ideotic or lutacris

Man that jerk is driving worse than a wombat on cashew nuts!

by Matt vin July 27, 2021

by Collush January 27, 2023