StumpyStumps's definitions

Mischevious Chalice

the unlucky occurance of your cup running away or dumping it's contents in your lap to make it appear you have urinated.

Tim: let's go buy some lemonade from the neighbor kids stand.
Kyle: No way, they gave me a mischevious chalice when I didn't leave them a tip.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Lemon Droppers

when one finds their lemon drop candy box containing only rabbit droppings. Often arises as a joke or dare at the lemon drop factory.

Johnny: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Trix Rabbit: I'll trade you these unopened lemon drops for your cereal!
Johnny: Okay! Hey, these aren't lemon drops, their just rabbit poop
Trix Rabbit: Haha, I gave you lemon droppers! Screw you kid!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Flounder Poundage

the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.

Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.

by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010

Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Zipper Gum

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Snicker Foot

1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.

2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.

1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.

2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Kidney Stroke

when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.

Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010