by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Opportunity Trailer Parkmug. the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Testosterbonemug. 1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.
2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.
2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Snicker Footmug. when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Kidney Strokemug. when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Gnome Funeralmug. a hybird, highly evolutionized breed of the present bonobo monkey. Basically the rapists of the jungle.
Charlie: Why is that bonobo crying mom?
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Bonerbomug. the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Zipper Gummug.