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a hybird, highly evolutionized breed of the present bonobo monkey. Basically the rapists of the jungle.
Charlie: Why is that bonobo crying mom?
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
Mom: Because it's getting raped by a bonerbo, sweetheart. That's what happens when no more monkeys are jumpin on the bed, they all fell off and bumped their head and got raped, darling.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Testosterbone mug.dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Poop Chalk mug.the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Zipper Gum mug.the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.
Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.
by Stumpystumps June 28, 2010
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by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Get the Wang Wax mug.1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.
2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.
2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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