Definitions by StumpyStumps
Snicker Foot
1. occurs when one steps in a large pile of poop and most of the log sticks to the bottom of the foot or shoe.
2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
2. when a child rubs their candy bar on the bottom of their bare feet to prevent other children from stealing it.
1. Thanks to the neighbors dog, I got the worst snicker foot when I was mowing their lawn.
2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
2. Don't eat Johnny's candy! I saw him snicker foot it!
Snicker Foot by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Zipper Gum
the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.
Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!
Zipper Gum by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Opportunity Trailer Park
Opportunity Trailer Park by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Kidney Stroke
when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
Kidney Stroke by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Mischevious Chalice
the unlucky occurance of your cup running away or dumping it's contents in your lap to make it appear you have urinated.
Tim: let's go buy some lemonade from the neighbor kids stand.
Kyle: No way, they gave me a mischevious chalice when I didn't leave them a tip.
Kyle: No way, they gave me a mischevious chalice when I didn't leave them a tip.
Mischevious Chalice by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Lemon Droppers
when one finds their lemon drop candy box containing only rabbit droppings. Often arises as a joke or dare at the lemon drop factory.
Johnny: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Trix Rabbit: I'll trade you these unopened lemon drops for your cereal!
Johnny: Okay! Hey, these aren't lemon drops, their just rabbit poop
Trix Rabbit: Haha, I gave you lemon droppers! Screw you kid!
Trix Rabbit: I'll trade you these unopened lemon drops for your cereal!
Johnny: Okay! Hey, these aren't lemon drops, their just rabbit poop
Trix Rabbit: Haha, I gave you lemon droppers! Screw you kid!
Lemon Droppers by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
Gnome Funeral
when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
Gnome Funeral by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010