wag calfs

Calf muscles that are beastly large, named after the famous Wagner, known for his monstrous calfs.

"Man dude, that guy is walkin on some serious wag calfs!"

by Elliott Goldman March 14, 2008

Bounce the calf

Another way to say masturbating or jacking off.

I'm going to bounce the calf when I get home.

My girlfriend can't satisfy me so I'm going to bounce the calf.

by Mooncalf June 8, 2015

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 7, 2015

The Golden Calf

A calf who is known for producing liquid gold instead of milk. It is mentioned in the Bible

The Golden Calf was going to make them rich.

by frabrizio May 12, 2020

wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use

Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf

by Bum chum 64 February 7, 2018

half-calf

Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,

Andrew: what are u going to name your country?

Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus

by ThisIsBlissBaby January 6, 2009

Calf Roping

The occurrence when one inserts both hands and feet into another's anus, looking lIke you are baby cow who was calf roped.

Dave: Shane's anus is the size a football.
Devin: Why?
Dave: I was calf ropING Shane so hard last night!

by Catsandra September 1, 2015