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1.
The fleshy muscular back part of the human leg between the knee and ankle.
Damn, look at how sexy those tub socks fit around Debbie's calfs!
by pokerXface19 February 26, 2010
 
2.
Cunt and ass I'd like to fuck
C A L F
Polly saw a woman and said to herself "damn what a calf"
by godchilla September 22, 2010
 
3.
A female with no junk-in-the-trunk. The only lump you see is from her calves.
Jacob: Hey Cj look at her butt!
CJ: What butt?
Jacob: Oh right, she got calves
by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008
 
4.
Cal-fagzor, the untalented, unskilled people in the CyberAtheletes Amateur League.
Oh look at me, im cal-f, I can't kill anyone.

person 1: Are you cal-i?
person 2: nah I'm cal-f.
by _Dro_ November 05, 2005
 
5.
adj.

1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially

when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.

2. Another word for Will.

3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.
Dude how come you don;t come out anymore? I hope you aren't becoming a calves.
by Johnny Matrix December 09, 2010
 
6.
Cunt Ass-Licking Fucker
"You're such a C.A.L.F!!!"
"Stop being such a C.A.L.F and help me with my homework!!!"
(when using the term pronounce it as "calf")
by Lincey March 18, 2008
 
7.
(n) A muscle in the human body; Behind the shin
Jake Klein said that Steve McNair injured his Cal-f
by joe schmo February 12, 2004