Braces

The (probably) living and breathing version of hell, and a contraption that converts hot people into fugly nerds, like myself.

Briana:Crap, I have to get braces.
Ken:Im gonna go hump Barbie
Briana:WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE, KEN! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE DRAWER!
Ken:Your braces make you fugly

by aRetardedSquirrel November 24, 2006

Braces

The most horrifying thing to have in your mouth (other than headgear). They stretch all across every single one of your teeth and they hurt very badly when tightened by the orthodontist. It's like if you put a magnet even near your mouth, it will pull to your teeth because your mouth is filled with metal. And usually people must wear braces for at least 1-2 years. It's terrible. Near the end of your "treatment", you have to wear mini rubber bands inside your mouth and wear them every single second of the day (but take them out when you eat). Ugh. And when all that is finished and they take the braces off, they fit your mouth for two retainers that you have to wear for the REST OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON PLANET EARTH!

Nicknames that you can be called with braces:
-BraceFace
-MetalMouth

Jimmy: Hey man!
Doug: Hi.
Jimmy: What's that shiny thing I saw in your mouth?
Doug: ...Braces...
Jimmy: DUDE!
Doug: Yeah...
Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY! DOUG IS A BRACEFACE!
Doug: Dude??? What the crap???
Jimmy: Braceface braceface braceface braceface!
Doug: Dude, SHUTUP!
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHA!

(2 weeks later)
Doug: Hey!
Jimmy: Hi...
Doug: Man, did you get braces?
Jimmy: Maybe...
Doug: HA! WHAT NOW???

by theGREATzebrah June 27, 2011

Brace

Someone who is foolish, or does foolish actions. Equivalent to going “Full Retard”

I just pulled a BRACE move.
Dammit Evan you’re being a real BRACE right now.
Holy shit what I did was so BRACE.

by ClapmasterGflex December 29, 2021

In- Braced

When two people with braces are kissing and their braces get stuck together

"OMG! I saw these two kissing and they totally in- braced"

by Lilcocoladi May 15, 2009

Braced

When two people with braces are kissing and their braces become stuck together

Often very embarrassing and difficult to get out of this situation

Man, did you see those dweebs Connie and Mattio last night at prom. THey were braced!

by Iharne K.G Ramms June 24, 2009

Braced

to be punched in the face hard enough to cause an absence of braces, on occasion followed by loss of conciseness.

"yooo! that nigga just got BRACED"

by 12th period gym Jan 26, 2010 January 27, 2010

Braces

Actually not that bad! If you’re looking this up there’s a 68% chance your getting braces and are nervous. Or you’re just really bored and searching up random stuff on Urban Dictionary. But trust me it’s not that bad at all!

Friend: Hey! Have you gotten braces? I’ve been told they are SUPER painful!

Me: Actually, they aren’t that bad. Just a bit uncomfortable while getting them on and a bit sore afterwards but that’s it!

by MysteryLife13 March 12, 2021