The hottest girl there ever is. She always will stalk you and come to your house. It’s always fun. When her presence is nearby, you get a boner and just jump on top of her and hump her. She’s very good at it. The name banks means boobs and nipples kill Siri. If someone’s name is banks, they will start humping people named joe.
by PenisDestroyer987 March 3, 2019
Status of relationship with an attractive aquaintance with whom you haven't become intimate, and are not likely to ever do so, but you have committed every detail to memory for later withdrawal from the spank bank.
Tom: "Dude did you hook up with that sexy vixen you were with last night at the pub?"
Jerry: "In the bank."
Jerry: "In the bank."
by Doc BS October 2, 2012
Male Figure Who Is High Up In The Line, Gets Money At Any Measure. Lets Everyone Know He Has Money. Also Involved Helping The Community. Basically A Dirty Successful Gangster That Everybody Knows.
by RideOrDieNigga April 7, 2009
When you are about to have sex, and rather than inserting directly, you first miss and go too high, thereby "banking it in" like a basketball shot.
by SharedSJ February 19, 2009
an adjective to describe something positive
by Day-Glo June 19, 2005
Where I put my drug money.
by Werther September 23, 2002
1: To put money in a bank.
2: To rely on something or someone. (eg: I was banking on this happening).
3: A building where they charge you a fortune for the least little thing (eg: £30 to tell you you're overdrawn). I went in one bank for an international money order. The women who dealt with them (no-one else was allowed the keys to the desk with the IMOs in) had gone to lunch, wouldn't be back for another fifteen minutes. So, after a lot of hanging around the town centre, I went back to the bank only to find they didn't have any remaining IMOs. Given that IMOs are pieces of paper with printed writing on them which the bank sell for £8 each, I'm sure it can't be a case of them not being able to afford more with the profits they make (given that they also employ as few people as possible to keep their profits up). They'll have some more IMOs 'soon'. Whether that means tomorrow, next week, next month or next year I don't know. But you'd think they'd order more IMOs when they're running low on them, not wait until after they've run out.
2: To rely on something or someone. (eg: I was banking on this happening).
3: A building where they charge you a fortune for the least little thing (eg: £30 to tell you you're overdrawn). I went in one bank for an international money order. The women who dealt with them (no-one else was allowed the keys to the desk with the IMOs in) had gone to lunch, wouldn't be back for another fifteen minutes. So, after a lot of hanging around the town centre, I went back to the bank only to find they didn't have any remaining IMOs. Given that IMOs are pieces of paper with printed writing on them which the bank sell for £8 each, I'm sure it can't be a case of them not being able to afford more with the profits they make (given that they also employ as few people as possible to keep their profits up). They'll have some more IMOs 'soon'. Whether that means tomorrow, next week, next month or next year I don't know. But you'd think they'd order more IMOs when they're running low on them, not wait until after they've run out.
by Stormsworder November 16, 2006