ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

ass monkey by josh November 19, 2003

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

Ass monkey by Shelly January 16, 2003

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

Ass Monkey by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014

ass-monkey 

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

ass-monkey by chris May 13, 2005

Ass Monkey!

A very large, hairy ass usually attached to a male of the human or baboon species. Most of the time has pimples, or smells horrible.

Damn, that Tyler boy has a real ass monkey, Did his mom screw a baboon or a bear?

Ass Monkey! by SuMoNeUwIsHuCuDb November 26, 2004

ass monkey

An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...

How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?

...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...

ass monkey by MydKnight Darkling November 1, 2007

ass monkey

see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered

I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser

ass monkey by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004