by CanisMinor September 11, 2017
Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.
Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.
by ZarpaDelTigre November 10, 2010
doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.
Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
by asian cole November 11, 2010
"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.
by Drovik November 11, 2010
You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.
by Gonzo_not_till_2 November 10, 2010
by AnonDavid November 10, 2010
This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 10, 2021