woodpecker sex 

the of putting one's nose in a girl's vagina

"Noelle totally put her nose in Cindy's vagina."

"Yeah, that was total woodpecker sex"

woodpecker sex by janicebuttknuckle February 19, 2010

Woodpecker 

A thot that only sucks dick in the morning so she pecks the morning wood

"Man that thot was she's a woodpecker"

Woodpecker by Jookson910 September 15, 2018

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker 

The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.

Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

woodpecker 

A hard penis.

I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.

woodpecker by urban pervert April 4, 2003

woodpecker 

When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.

Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?

Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.

Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.

Girl 2: Yup

woodpecker by Patrick Gora October 9, 2006

Woodpecker Bowtie 

A stylish wooden bowtie for the modern gent

Donning my Woodpecker Bowtie to match my Tux tonight

Woodpecker Bowtie by SuaveGentleman February 11, 2015

Woodpecker 

Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.

Look at Henry over there, he's just broken the Woodpeckering World Record with 4 woodpeckers!

Woodpecker by Jon Molby September 4, 2023